My First Blog *tear*

I'm so proud. Not really, I'm generally morally opposed to things like this (it goes against my religion), but I have nothing to do at work and I just realized my religion doesn't exist. Now nothing separates me from bloghood but my own imagination!!! That makes no sense.

Halloween (also known as the COOLEST holiday ever) is coming up. I'm going to be roadkill. Not just any roadkill, but raccoon roadkill. I considered my other options, but none of them seemed to work: Possum - ew, Armadillo - how would I find a costume for that??, Skunk - I'd have to put up with annoying drunk people all night making jokes about me stinking. I'll have none of that.
So, raccoon it is. Plus, raccoons are kind of cute. In a mangy, disease-spreading, cat-food-stealing, garbage-eating kinda way. My raccoon's cute-factor will be hindered by a few details, however. I will be covered in dirt and gore and there will be tire tracks across my back. Sweeeeet. I'm very pleased with my costume.