The Zombie Plan
I know what you're thinking.
Halloween is over. Why would someone write a blog about zombies? They should be writing about turkeys or Christmas trees. But no. This is more important. As Nathan Fillion says in the gag reel of "Slither":
"You have to have a zombie plan!"
I couldn't agree more. I've spent much of my life training for the day when the dead will come alive. I do this by pretending that people walking around in the city are zombies, and I construct plans for my survival. You may think I'm crazy. Well, screw you. We'll see who lives through Z-Day.
So, you should all start thinking about what you'll do when the inevitable happens. I'm ready. Are you?
posted by froelica @ 12:57 PM
5 Comments:
I'm going to take Shawn's lead and act like one myself. It worked in the movies, and when have the movies ever steered me wrong?
I'd have to say Footloose. That movie lies.
Oh and The Notebook lies too... you will never die hand in hand with the love of your life in an old folks home.... I can almost guarantee that!!!
Anyway about the Zombies... I am just telling you this one time.... I will conquer those beasts... How you ask... well I have Jesus in my heart!!! Was that cheesey enough for you all!! :) But seriously I have just decided when the Zombies come I am just going to join in - it kind of looks like fun to walk around dead and scare the bejesus out of people!! You know honestly I would rather be a Vampire - they don't die (well not easily atleast)! And they are kind of sexy! :) I vont to drink your blood!!
Vampires ARE sexier than zombies. If Interview with the Vampire has taught us anything, it is that.
yes... indeed!
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