Boo Bwah Boo Bwah Bwee BWAH!!!!!

I just wanted to mention that I have offically re-fallen absolutely, totally, punch-drunk, head-over-heels in love with The X-Files. Obsessed might be the word. I've already seen every episode known to man in my youth (except Seasons 8 and 9 which had a distinct lack of Agent Mulder). For those who didn't receive a good-old-fashioned spamming of a survey from me earlier, I made this gem of an observation: "Agent Mulder is just about the dreamiest thing in the world to a 12 year old." I forgot that David Duchovny was so dreamy, what with all the not-being-around-except-in-rather-obscure-movies for the past 10 years. I think James is growing sick of me asking him, "Don't you think he's pretty hot/dreamy/awesome/kickass/sexy?" His answer is usually no, although I think I got "sure/I guess" a few times.

But in all seriousness, you CANNOT go wrong with a show that has an episode about a sex-changing, Amish cult that buries their dead in some weird gooey beehive-caves, and who then turn out to be aliens. COME ON!!!

We've Lost a True Champion.

"A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved."

-Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

I know its a little late in coming, but I have to pay tribute to my favorite author and my personal hero- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

When I start to take life too seriously his writings make it easier to laugh at the ridiculousness that is the human experience.


I tip my hat to you, sir!

A Pox!!!

So James got some penicillin for a sinus infection a week ago....

Apparently, James is allergic to penicillin.

One More.

This is the epitome of what I'll NOT be doing in Whidby. Or any other time in my life, for that matter.

More vomit-inducing fear!!!

OK, Emilys post has inspired me to put up a few more creepy pictures. Behold the fear!!!


This one makes me nauseous.

If it doesn't make YOU nauseous, then perhaps you haven't noticed the most important detail in the picture. The kayak tip. This person is in a kayak. About 10 feet from that behemoth.

Yeah, you're puking now, aren't you?
















If James were to see this I believe his response would be "That makes my balls hurt". So if I had balls they would ache at the sight of that.


This one's for Sarah.










































And WHAT THE CRAP!?!?!? What is this guys problem??? He's going to eaten and I will feel better knowing that he has been taken out of the gene pool.

Yeah, "A.O.K.", dude......




Well, I hope this has helped you all feel terrified. Good day.

Post of Nothingness.

I sat down to blog and shortly realized I have nothing to talk about. I kept thinking of things and then my brain would go "No, that's stupid." Or "You already told everybody that." So, I give you a picture of a black hole. Kinda looks like a fish eye to me, a fish way down in the abyss. Speaking of which, that movie is freaking weird. I love it, don't get me wrong, but what the heck?? Maybe I need to rewatch it or something, cause from what I remember there's some people on a submarine, something about offshore oil rigs, some crazy guy with an atomic bomb and then out of nowhere aliens show up. And I think there might be terrorists involved. Hmm.... Oh well, its about as coherent as any of my thoughts are, so I really can't complain.

I'm getting excited for my many up-comings. Especially moving and Whidby Island. I thought I'd post a few scary orca pictures for your enjoyment:

Here's one where the whale is jumping out of the ocean to eat something. This could be you, swimming or kayaking in the Sound.






Here's one of a killer whale beaching itself to wreak its havoc on the poor unsuspecting baby seals. This could happen to any one of us as we are frolicking on the shore.






This one is my personal favorite. This sweet little orca is eating his trainer. How cute.







In conclusion, I have nothing to talk about and orcas are murderous, vindictive, baby eaters.